This is why I shop at Target….and Wal-Mart.

 These are my lovely Steve Madden shoes.  Aren’t they so pretty ? (minus the chew marks all over them now).  I paid $90 for them.  I NEVER pay $90 for any clothing items.  My favorite places to shop are Wal-Mart (yes, I ROCK the Miley Cyrus clothes and I know I am not the only one.  C – you better not leave me hangin’), Target, Ross Dress for Less, Garage Sales, and oh yes…Echo Consignment Shop.  There is just something so exhilarating about finding a good deal.  But…for my 30th birthday, I decided to push the envelope and go to DSW Shoe Warehouse to find “the perfect shoes” for my big day .  It WAS  my 30th birthday after all….so, I splurged.  I am sure you can only imagine my dismay when I came home and found that I had accidentally left Nash out when we left for school….resulting in a complete “chew fest” all over my lovely, beautiful, shiny, EXPENSIVE Steve Madden shoes.

 ***Pause for side story:  this morning I did not wake up until 8:40 am.  No this is not normal.  No I am not lazy.  I was up all night with a screaming little baby with an ear infection….so, when my ”alarm clock” (aka my four-year old) did not go off because he somehow figured out how to turn the wii on by himself and chose to play the wii for two hours straight instead of waking his mom up, IT COMPLETELY THREW OUR DAY OFF!  We need to leave our house by 8:55 to get Easton to school.  I woke up by 8:40 am.  I had to get three kids (of which two were still asleep) dressed and out the door in 15 minutes….yeah right.  We were 10 minutes late.  Which means I have to unpack all three kids (IN THE SNOW might I add) and walk everyone into the school so that I can sign Easton in as tardy.  AWESOME start to the day.  So, needless to say….in the rush to get out the door, I forgot to put Nash up before I left.. 

Back to the shoes.  Apaprently when Nash was perusing my closet for which pair of shoes to annihilate, this is how his thought process went:  “Hmmm….should I eat the $2 pair of flip-flops from Wal-Mart?  NO.  How about the $5 pair of shoes from Payless?  DON’T THINK SO.  What about the nasty old tennis shoes that she never wears?  NOPE.  OH!  YES!  I know!  How about the $90 pair of Steve Madden shoes?  PERFECT!”   Here is a picture of my “new and improved” shoes thanks to Nash….and some more pictures to tell the story of what else I found when I got home.

  ****P.S. - It is now 6:00 pm and my husband just got home, Thank God.  It has just been one of those days.  I would also like to admit that all my children (except for Easton who had to go to school) are still in their pajamas.  Does it make me a bad mom if I just leave them in the same pajamas that they wore all last night and all today for bedtime tonight?   I don’t think so, right?  I am just going to tell myself that.  If you feel differently than you aren’t allowed to comment on this blog and you aren’t allowed to ever read my blog again because I don’t like you.  Like I said, it’s just been one of those days.

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Miley Cyrus rocks! Especially when you scream, “This is Miley! This is Miley!” while grabbing your shirt when her song comes on. We aren’t obnoxious at all. Not one bit.

Cori

Oh my! Nash is SO cute! I love your photos! I hope he is a good dog now…

Remember when Jake ate all of that chocolate and we walked in the door to find poop EVERYWHERE in your apartment!?!? FUN TIMES…this is why I don’t have a dog!!

Canaan

Those poor shoes didn’t see it comin’! Hope today is better!!

Let Nash back in. He’s wondering what he did wrong… I speak to animals and can read his mind. xo Kristen’s Mom

Soooo sorry! Sounds like a terrible day. At least you found enough humor in it to think to take pictures of the evidence to share your crazy story with all of your faithful followers! Guess this is why I didn’t hear back from you today. And, no, it doesn’t make you a bad mom to put your kiddos to bed in the pjs they’ve worn all day. I’ve done it many times! Love ya.

Courtney H

how could I ever top that? next time I feel like complaining, I will just read this post again and all negative thoughts will disappear! I’m so sorry lady! Get excited for this weekend though! It’s gonna be fun!

Emily

The shoes would have been safer at the apartment, you’ve only had them back one day! I am mad at Nash too! I loved borrowing those shoes!

Oh, those were such pretty shoes, too! : (

Nash deserves some time out in the cold snow. (And fewer potential poop problems for you if he’s outside.

Love you!

Ben Klein

I feel partially responsible for this… If it makes you feel any better, a couple years ago, Sydney killed our wedding photo albumn. You are more than welcome to pick out a free pair of shoes from my wife’s closet… Pending wife approval!

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